I want the truth!

She says to me ...”you’re not cute but you’re not ugly”. 

I said thanks, I want the truth. And then she doubles down and says “that’s the truth!”

Tooth Fairy is a he?

Lana went to the dentist and had her two front teeth removed. Randi referenced the tooth Fairy and said “he will be giving you coins”. Lana gave her over reacted puzzled look that we’ve seen so many times and said “I thought it was a she”. We didn’t know what to say. We were worried we were in dangerous territory with the inquisitive smart one. Then she matter of factly said “google it”. She knew it was funny coming from her and it was.

Easter

Easter she said goodbye to Josh J. with “see you in 15000 years”.  Hard to have anything to come back with to that one...and he didn't.

She said ‘pick up your stuff’ is the worst game ever.

We talked about ‘Butch’ (aka. Buch or Butt), my character in go to the head of the class, being a classic.

Her watch

Lana and I met the neighbors down the street who are renting past Kaiser’s house. His name is Ben. He’s Pakistani has and has two young teenage kids, who he shares custody with. His girlfriend or his second wife? is named Megan. She seemed very nice. They really got a kick out of Lana. Specially when she stops talking about something and suddenly checks her watch and with a look of shock says "I’m late for bed, my mom is going to kill me." It was a funny moment for everybody

Favorite foods

She says her favorite foods are “Snacks, candy, French fries and rice”

Classic

Fart party

Classic

Sweet Angel

Lana read with Randi and then went into her own bed. However I woke up at 2am to her crying and babbling incoherently next to my bed. I just told her to climb into the middle spot of our bed, even though it was against the current house rules. I laid there staring at her peaceful sleeping face and couldn’t get over how much of a sweet angel she is.